How To Date In San Francisco



A question about dating sites:




Have you found that some of these people's apartments smell like semen, vomit and desperation. Some of them think they are owed something because they have angular facial bone structure, even though they treat people like shit. The "successful people", that they say are 'after them', are nothing more than low-life, clone, douche-people.




Some chose to modify and tattoo their body like an idiot and present themselves to others as a sex tool. Some chose to not take classes in school and instead partied their lives away with drugs and booze. Many choose to take an endless amount of photos of themselves making sex faces and sex poses in order to advertise themselves as a fuck object and not a human being.




Types of people everyone has encountered on these dating sites:




- Foulmouthed, ruthless, inappropriate barflys who drink hugely, get high all day and can't wait to marry a meal ticket to get out of their bogus day job.




- Russian and Ukrainian manipulators, some of whom were former hookers, seeking as many free dinners and gifts as they can get from you before you figure out what they are up to.




- Transactional sex workers that post all of their Only Fans photos with a pout-y 'I have been a naughty girl, daddy' duplicate face expression




- Friends-With-Benefits




- Sugar Babies




- Silicon Valley CEO's and venture capitalists who spike your drink with scopolamine ("Devils Breath")




- People dating a different one of the other 800,000+ single people online who will never stop dating. You see their same pictures on Match.com and OKCupid for decades. They always imagine that if they keep it up long enough they will "eventually find a good one" but their mindset forces them to find fault with every single person they meet.




- Hook-up enthusiasts




- Chinese girls sent over by rich Chinese families to get a guy, have two kids and then sue them for alimony.




- Political party voter list producers seeking to determine which party they can put you on a list for




- Poly, Bi, Trans I-will-fuck-anything people




- Married people who won't tell you hey are married




- High tech women married to gay husbands




- Impossibly attractive women who could not possibly need to use a dating site and eventually turn out to have a 'little secret'




- Alcoholics who don't think they are alcoholics




- Meth addicts




- Girls who have pictures of themselves in exotic places all over the world but work at Ross and are escorts on the side




- Guys pretending to be girls




- Evaluators for the Prince Of Dubai and other Saudi families who offer $200K per month to be a sex object in the Middle East palaces




- Central Casting-looking LA girls who are 'influencer' type narcissists who are only seeking to have as many guys as possible click on their profile in order to validate their opinions of themselves




- Nigerian scam farm operatives




- Russian scam farm operatives




- Oxytocin brain chemical junkies that get excited meeting someone a first time and then get bored by the end of the conversation and move to the next person




- A marathon dater going out with a different person every night to see which one will put out




- Computer generated fake profiles which act as click-bait for the dating site




- Clearview AI, Axiom, Tinder, Palantir and political photo harvesting services that scan your photos and run a global search for you on any other social media site and then cross compare your data to get your home address, bank records, abortion data, job records and other privacy data




- Chinese spy agency operatives




- Recently divorced, or recently broken up, people who are not past the brain chemistry addiction to their ex and will eventually go back to them.




- Bored people, just passing the time, who have no real interest in ever meeting.




- Cultists




- Fake daters hired, through third party suppliers, by the dating sites to generate the appearance of real people you are communicating with.




- A single parent looking for a new person to pay the mortgage and feed the kids




- Members of a political party who are just seeking to convert you to their agenda.




- 'Meal sluts" who have a different breakfast, lunch and dinner date with a different person, every day, to get free food. These kinds of people get a different person to buy them food every night. They drop off the ones that take them to the lesser restaurants and replace them constantly, all week, in order to have the richest people buying them the fanciest food.




- Silicon Valley guys who log all of their bad dates into the secret shared on-line cloud based database known as "Red-Cloud".




Have you met any other kinds of people on dating sites?